This was a popular feature back in December when I did this the first time. Since there is enough accidental comedy in my life to go around, I figure there was enough material for Funny Moments, Part Deux.
There She Is … Mr. West Virginia?
Most of my friends know that I take a lot of grief for my first name, especially given the fact that I’m a guy. At least once every other week I get an email asking or “Ms. Shannon” or a look somewhere wanting to see my ID because they don’t believe I’m actually who I say I am.
Well, nothing was more embarassing than senior year of high school.
On this day, I’m sitting in science class when one of the office aids brings in a brochure that had addresses on them and handed them out. They were given to all the girls and then me. I’m assuming this is something where the organization had gotten our enrollment roster and preaddressed them and mailed them to the school.
So, I opened mine up and it was a brochure to participate in Miss Teen West Virginia. There is not a thing about me that reads female, yet I was invited to participate in Miss Teen West Virginia. I was going to participate, sort of like Screetch in that episode on Saved by the Bell where he wins the Ms. Bayside contest. My hope was just to be the grand prized winner for the winner.
Mom, please step away from the Governor
Another high school moment. When I was 16, I was raising money for Junior Civitans and the International Dance-A-Thon. The Dance-A-Thon, to give a background was where you raised money for mental retardation research. Students who raised enough money were able to participate in the Dance-A-Thon outside of Toronto.
So I was a pretty gung-ho fundraiser about not being ashamed at whom to ask for money. Knowing the governor was coming to town, I went to the event hoping to make the fundraising pitch to the governor at the time. My mom went with me. We participated in the meeting - which was about how to improve the town we lived in.
At the end, I was able to meet the governor where I talked to him about the plan and he agreed to support my effort. My mom was not next to me at the time. She comes in as soon as the governor asked how to donate. When I finished saying, you can pay with check, my mom comes around the corner screaming “you can ask the governor for a check.”
The governor laughed and handled it well. Everyone was pretty embarassed, especially my mom. He came through with the donation by the way.
Where’s My Room?
I don’t know if this one is funny as much as it is lucky.
In 2001, I was able to cover the Pocono 500 for the newspaper I worked for at the time. I secured the room near the track and was ready to head up. Well, I travel up there and followed the directions - or so what I thought were the directions - and arrived at the hotel. They have no reseveration and no available rooms.
Now, if you’ve ever tried to get a hotel room on NASCAR weekend when you don’t have one within a 20 mile area, it’s a mad mess. No one had room for the Big Guy. I went outside of Pocono by some 30 miles and found a Days Inn, or something like that, where they had a room. Well, it was more like a closet with a bed, but it was a room.
You’ve heard of fat guy in a little suit. Try fat guy in a little room with tons of NASCAR publications and documents scatered. OK, and pizza boxes.
Funny thing is, I would have a similar experience with hotel rooms and missing reservations on my honeymoon night during my first marriage.